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dateagirlwhosuggestion
dateagirlwhosuggestion
date a girl who gasps when she sees a cat
(via fiftyshadesofselfdestruction)
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luobingmeis
luobingmeis
things you need to know when talking to me:
- i talk really fast
- i mumble
- sometimes i talk really fast and mumble at the same time
- sometimes the words from my head don’t transfer right to my mouth so i sometimes just speak nonsense and im the only one who gets what im saying
- have fun trying to understand me
- i repeat stories a lot bc nothing interesting happens to me but i want to be validated
(via fiftyshadesofselfdestruction)
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strongermonster
strongermonster
back when i was a danny devito keeper my danny devitos were really gentle and one time i scooped up a handful of them and i got rly emotional and wanted to kiss them and i essentially faceplanted myself into a palm full of danny devitos while crying and that’s an important fact about me
alright who changed it from beekeeper to danny devito keeper
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