do you ever see someone looking at you in public and you think they might be checking you out then you remember that you’re you
shit guys i just sent my science teacher a powerpoint on everything you need to know about one direction that i made for my friend instead of my powerpoint on mitosis and holy shit im dead guys this is it good bye dear friends it was nice knowing you good bye
do you ever see something and think "wow. that is violently american”
You mean like glazed-donut-bacon-cheeseburgers?
"im sorry but i’m breaking u…"
do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”
i hate pants that make it look like i have a boner when i sit but then i remember im a girl but i still worry that somebody will think i have a boner
Do… Girls really worry about this?